En af Lakrids-Børges, Børge var min læremester

  - "er der nogen der har set Lucas ?
  - nej hvorfor det Børge ?
  - fordi der står 2 piger og spør' efter ham"

  - set på reklameskilt på Roskilde Ring i sin tid:
  
     "Lucas for og Lucas bag, Lucas for sikkerhed 
     og sikker smag"               sådan

  Blondinen blæste i alkohol-tester.
  Betjenten: "Du har da vist fået et par stive!
  Blondinen: "Guud kan man se det i sådan en..??

  Driving a stock car is like dancing with
  a chainsaw.   - Cale Yarborough

 
  “The rule book is just a guideline for losers!”


   "If you’re winning your cheating"   
    - Richard Petty


 "Cornering is like bringing a woman to climax"
   - Jackie Stewart


 "Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build
  engines."    - Enzo Ferrari


"When I look fast, I'm not smooth and I am going slowly.
And when I look slow, I am smooth and going fast"
 - Alain Prost

 
 "The cost of racing hasn't increased in 30 years.
 Back then, it took everything you had. 
 And it still does".

"In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny"   -Foilan Gonzalez


 Et par fra Roskilde Ring:

 "Han røg ud til fuglene"

 "Han kører så langsomt, at man kan ta' hans tid
  med en afrivningskalender"

 "She's so damn fast on the track,
  the only way we maybe can take her, is off-road"
  said about Christabel Carlisle.

 "Jeg har gjort alt for at lette min Alfa Dana midget
  5 kg, og så har jeg selv taget 10 kg på !"
   - Lakrids Børge
 

Christabel Carlisle

Froilan Gonzales
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